The Bird Wizard Dispenses His Wisdom.
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A five year old at the gas station said he liked my “bat woman” tattoo excitedly. His father condescendingly asked how many I had. I told him I had 11. He scoffed and asked how waiting tables all my life sounded and I said, “it’s alright on the weekends, but throughout the week I’m your son’s teacher.” He walked out without another word.
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fat pigeons make me so irrationally angry. how do they fly. why are they fat. can they even read
Rude
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➜A painter should begin every canvas with a wash of black, because all things in nature are dark except where exposed by the light.Leonardo da Vinci (via leonardodavinci-art)
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I am not a self promoter. I am trying to pay for school though…
https://www.etsy.com/listing/185719085/game-of-thrones-themed-playing-cards
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There is something about this picture I just love
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Isn’t it strange that we talk least about the things we think about most?Charles Lindbergh (via wordsnquotes)
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if you are having a bad day, take a look at this.
I guess i found my most favorite gif..
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